Keep Your Kids Laughing with these Funny Winter Jokes for Kids!

winter jokes for kids

Winter is a great time for cozying up indoors with your family. Whether you are building snowmen, drinking hot chocolate, or playing board games, winter is the perfect season to make memories with your little ones. But, if you want to take your family time to the next level, why not add some extra laughs with these hilarious winter jokes? Check out our list of the best winter jokes for kids and get ready to hear all those belly laughs!

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

 Because Frost bites!

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark? 


How do snowmen travel around? 

By icicle!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? 

Frosty Flakes!

Why do fish like ice fishing so much? 

They are ice-tolerant!

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

 He was feeling crumby!

Why don’t you ever see penguins in the UK?

 Because they are afraid of Wales!

What does one snowman say to another snowman?

 Do you smell carrots?

What did the grape say when it gets stepped on all the time?

 Nothing, it just let out a little whine!

Why should you be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs?

 You might step in a poodle!


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