Hilarious Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

thanksgiving jokes for kids

Thanksgiving is a time to come together with family, give thanks, and enjoy a delicious meal. However, it can be hard to keep kids entertained while waiting for dinner to be ready. One way to get them laughing and engaged is by telling them some hilarious Thanksgiving jokes. It’s also a great way to teach them about the holiday and its traditions. In this blog post, we’ve compiled some of the best Thanksgiving jokes for kids. Get ready to hear some giggles and see some smiles on your little ones’ faces.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

 To prove he wasn’t chicken! 

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? (you must have 8 people seated at the table 

 Enough drumsticks for everyone at the table!

Why did the cranberries turn red? 

Because they saw the turkey dressing!

What sound does a turkey’s phone make? 

Wing! Wing!

Why did the turkey sit on the Thanksgiving table? 

Because he wanted to gobble up all the food! 

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? 

It had 24 carrots in it! 

Why did the pilgrims sail to America?

 Because they couldn’t book a table at their local restaurant! 

What do you call a turkey who is always on the go? 

A flurry Turkey! 

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

 Plymouth Rock! 


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